the person: erin |
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there is speeding and then there is speeding up a cop car's ass. on a trip to texas last summer, my girlfriend accomplished both, getting first a ticket for the former and, a minute later, a ticket and stern warning for the latter. the point of relaying this anecdote, more than seven months later, is that i'd follow erin to the ends of the earth -- but i'm keeping her the hell out of kerr county.
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